I have my blouse pin all ready for September 6, when Mtv's Video Music Awards is set to air live at the Staples Center in Los Angeles (boy what I wouldn't give to activate my Seatfiller's membership for this one).
There will be multiple levels of discomfort and animosity rationed out...just based off of the nominees and who's likely to attend. Rihanna leads nomination in 5 categories along with her nightmare lay/ counterpart Drake {pause}... This guy could get any piece of luxurious groupie fillet & tail, yet he's caught up on bitterness from inadequately pleasing this Caribbean tart maybe because she's filthy rich and likes her penises in various flavors by the day?
Speaking of her penis preferences and glutton for punishment, Chris Breezy Brown will likely be dancing his ass off on some futuristic shit since he's nominated. Will he and Drizzy square off in front of RiRi this time or are the lawsuit stakes too high?
Will she give sideeye to Drizzy while she goes up to give an award speech with him and be forced to take one for the team? I would love to see them perform Take Care together just to witness the chemistry in the post fcuking era...
And might there be a run-in between Frank Ocean and Chris Brown since Breezy's been wreckless on Twitter?! Maybe Karreuche could handle that one for him with a few cat claps...
Moving on to awkwardness and media opps...Will Kim Kardashian try to "steal" another flick capturing her and Beyonce since Kanye, Jay, and Bey are all up for awards? And how will Queen Yeezy feel when he bumps into Amber Rose's "bump" and Wiz Kalifah who is also nominated?
Lord, if you could only count the 6 degrees of sexperation that will be in the Staples that night!
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