Somebody has to check bishes out of line...too fargone! I devised 5 commandments for BM's to live by to prevent making everyone's lives a living hell. Written by a baby mama for baby mommas worldwide...
1| If you break up with your daddy,fight with your baby daddy, or simply have watched too much Maury...don't drag your BD to the child support office. If you can't make amicable financial arrangements 2 way...then by all means get help from enforcement but from the get-go or non-angry states! Nothing looks worse and wastes more taxpayer dollars then starting and dropping cases as frequently as a menstrual cycle!
2| Don't trap BD with marriage and commitment because you're pregnant. Forced unions are no bueno like week old meat in heat! If you got knocked up with the purposes of trapping then shame on you! Now if he's rich that makes you an Entrpreneur ;-)
3| Never use your baby as a pawn and dangle like a carrot. You know...you can't see your baby unless you do this! You can't take your child unless I'm there too...Lame!! And do you care about your child really??
4| Don't tell your 3 year old baby Daddy and his new girlfriend ain't shit! Children should not be able to recite what's in their child support/custody order verbatim!
5| If your BD has moved on, don't harrass his new woman...show up at all hours...call at all hours for non-emergencies...text memories about when you were together....or use the kids time with daddy as a chance to hoe bag...as women we need to embrace self respect.
And there you have it...with this the world might be a better place.
--xoxo Goddess
No comments:
Post a Comment