As you all have seen reverberating across the net, Miami's own and infamous stripper and not to forget, video vixen, has cashed in on her early retirement by harvesting rapper Tyga's seed...cha-ching! But let's take a moment to recap on her career highlights and how the opportunity to settle down may have saved her life!
• She no longer has to do circus acts on a pole which may save her from a possible head concussion like counterpart Tip Drill...
• She can tell her future children the interesting story of how Daddy met Mommy
• She no longer has to worry about the choice of men in Miami who represent highest HIV rate in the States
• She doesn't have to worry about dodging skeet shots
• She can possibly sign a deal with Young Money afterall everyone else has...
• She can still save up just in case funds by modeling silicone ass on top men's magazines.
•She can write a tell all to inspired young women to live out their dreams of scoring big after all the years of hard work,a$$ shakin', and screwing to get to the top
You really CAN turn a hoe into a housewife...just have to market the power of the p.u.s.s.y!!!
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